Meet the modern Nazis!
Hello mein Britischer chums!
Doesn't time fly when one is enjoying onzelf hein? Of courrse, I am not talking about
Luftwaffe flying since that ubersized dumbkopf Goering lost us Germans the war und then stabbed me in the back mit zat other uber idiot Himmler but its been 67 years since 1945! Any way thats all waters unter bridge as you Englanders say ja? Mein Gott vot a mess Europe ist in? I would nefer have thought to see all these Moslem chappies eh.... und their sharia law in Europe- reminds me of older times but the idea of covering our pretty frauleins in tents from head to foot und ser big fellows mit the uber beards covering their faces, mtt hair all about. I mean if ever I come back to power- zer ist always hope of course but what would zer frauleins be if covered up und my men strutting about London und Berlin im der smart uniforms covered their kit in hairy grwoths? Most unhygenic hein? Nein zis is nicht gut. Very un aryan. Ich also like pork, contrary to popular myth- ist wunderbar mit spaghetti und tomato sauce- there was a little Italian place just off Unter den Linden Eva und me used to visit. Dat schweinhund Goering took up two seats you know, ate like a schwein und even scoffed and slurped the remains we left- und don't mention his artistic tastes- its enough tp drive one to becoming a Jew you know!
Gosh I am drifting off the subject! Now ver was ich? Ach zo- Europe! I was reading up on zese Unite Against Fascism fellows, in England. Fur people that claim to be stopping us Nazis from coming back to power ever again, they seem to be doing ein uber excellent job to in the opposite direction. Put a few of these 'Useful Idiots' in a brown uniform I would soon be back in the Reichstag! Mind you one would haf to empty their brains- if one could locate it mit a magnifying glass- und reprogram mit my theories from Mein Kampf. Und their taste in dress!!! Gott im Himmel zoes Arab scarves would haf to go und the beer bellies und those terrible jeans und torn teashirts. Und they all need a good bath! I can't haf my new SA strutting about in such gear! Vot would the world think of such fellows sporting teashirts with 'Heil Hitler!' on them und their foot gear- smelly trainers- no zar will have to go; nothing like a good patent leather pair of German jackboots.
Anywise enjoy my latest photos....
Speak to you again soon
Yours
Adolf
